Friday night: All Greek Formal - This reminded me of a cross between High School friday night and going to someone's Bar Mitzvah party in seventh grade where I didn't know anyone, all of the girls didn't want to dance with me and all you can do is stand in the back nervously sipping on your icewater. Anyways, the music was pretty lame and everyone there was trashed except me. Big mistake. Some gurl shit her pants, I heard. and also there was a lot of puking in the bathroom. to be expected. Anyways, the entirety of this was dissapointing cause no one really talked to me and the dancing scene was lame. why are jocks always so ugly?
Sinfonia/Glow party: B-. Security's being real fuckasses this year so by the time Vale Todo played I didn't know anyone there.
Saturday Night: Sig EP P+H parti: Pretty stupid all in all. Some stupid high schoolers came to this shit and since I was standing by the door most of the time kept thinking I was some sort of official of Sig Ep. As if something like that even exists.
girl: "yeahhhhh. way to not let the police in!"
me: "cool."
girl: "the police won't be called will they?"
me: "what"
girl: "the police. are they ever called to these parties?"
me: " i don't think so. do they come to high school parties?"
girl: "so they won't make me take a breathalizer???"
me: "youre at a party not driving a car"
anyways, some girl also asked me if i was curious. i said yes and we fucked on the toilet in the bathroom. all in all, it was pretty disgusting cause someone had puked on the seat before hand.
in conclusion, i saw this weekend: 3 naked girls and the worst mockery of a salsa dance I have seen in a long time: megan allen.
I think it might be time break up with Sig Ep today. I sure have learned a lot.
I thought I should put up a Blog self portrait so here goes:
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