we've come a long long way together

I drank some wine and went to a party tonight by myself. I danced for a while, got really sweaty and a lot deafer. My cough still lingers and my left arm feels like it might fall off. Taxes are due soon! I wish I had had a normal job this last summer so I could send off for some money back. One time I had a real job. I worked at a day camp for jewish kids. They were pretty stuck up. But I learned a lot about how to fix faulty drinking fountains, barbecue food for 300 people at once, buy lumber at Home Depot, play dodgeball, set up massive inflatable birthday cakes, and buy in bulk at Sam's Club. Hopefully I will not have like 100 jewish children of my own someday and I will avoid having to ever do this again.